"Oh, a guy noticed that I came home from school without my panties on."

You don't want to fuck in the workplace? At least jerk off the boss with your hand

I'm not much of a secretary, but I'm always ready to have sex with the boss

Accidentally found out that a classmate was a whore and called her up for an hour

I could find a secretary with intimacy — I relieve stress by fucking her doggystyle